“The Hygienic Dress League - sounds like what would happen if a gang of hipsters started a laundromat, right? Well, in fact it couldn't be any more wrong.”
- Life Lounge Magazine
“These ‘vandals’ should be rewarded with chests of gold and exotic maidens from across the seas.”
–Anonymous, CURBED
“The Hygienic Dress League got busy on a farm, but not herding cattle.”
– BIZARRE BEYOND BELIEF MAGAZINE
"It would have looked tacky and dated in 1999… All their stuff seems like this - oooooh I'm wearing a suit and a gas mask!"
- Norfolkpine, REDDIT
"So fucking pretentious." – MrSpite, REDDIT
“It looks like wallpaper” - Some guy in Berlin